Oh Phillipa

This is old news but I didn’t have a diary when I found out about it. Phillipa Forrester got pregnant somehow and has had a child. Which is terrible as it might mean she has a husband or boyfriend, but it does mean she must have had sex, which is a nice thought. If all women were like Phillipa, we’d have to have special public ejaculatories, else I’d never make it through the day without a towel of some sort.

I’m not really the sort for worshipping at the feet of famous people, mainly cos famous people are all idiots, and I hate feet, but Phillipa Forrester and Tori Amos are exceptions. Altho I don’t actually worship them, so I guess I lied to you. I’m sorry.

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