Script Idea 1

linus: rms, it seems I can overflow these speech balloons
rms: cool, let me see

linus: it's pretty easy really, nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop...

*eric on toilet reading a newspaper, speech bubble along the top: nop nop nop nop nop*

*pane of a dilbert comic with Linus' speech bursting into it, with a big 3D NOP word having fallen onto Dilbert's head, crushing it*
dilbert: ROSEBUD!
pointy haired boss: dibs on his eyebrows

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<div style="position:absolute; left:0px; top:1750px; width:1000px;">
  <marquee direction="left" scrolldelay="3">
    <h2>
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
    </h2>
  </marquee>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; left:250px; top:1050px; width:1000px;">
  <marquee scrolldelay="1" direction="up" height="500">
    <h1> <!-- Gecko has crappy CSS-text support, which makes this bit embarassing. -->
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      n n n n n n n n<br />o o o o o o o o<br />p p p p p p p p<br /><br />
      n n n n n n n n<br />o o o o o o o o<br />p p p p p p p p<br /><br />
      n n n n n n n n<br />o o o o o o o o<br />p p p p p p p p<br /><br />
      n n n n n n n n<br />o o o o o o o o<br />p p p p p p p p<br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
    </h1>
  </marquee>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; left:0px; top:1100px; width:1000px;">
  <marquee scrolldelay="1" direction="right">
    <h2>
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
      nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop
    </h2>
  </marquee>
</div>
<div style="position:absolute; left:550px; top:1550px; width:1000px;">
  <marquee direction="down" height="500">
    <h1>
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
      n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
      n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
      n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
      n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
      <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
    </h1>
  </marquee>
</div>

It'd be funny to record an audio file that's dead air for about sixty seconds and then is somebody repeating "nop" over and over.

<embed src="nop.mp3" hidden="true" />

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/BalloonOverflow (last edited 2007-02-15 03:19:12 by JoeRayhawk)