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Tag: love
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wife battenbergery
In the supermarket checkout queue today I noticed similarities between myself and the lady in front of me. We both obviously had loved ones we were purchasing goods to share with.
She had a bottle of wine and two chocolate whipped cream sundae things (I assume for this evening). Then for breakfast she had some lovely big rashers of bacon, nice bread and various fruit juices to enjoy. She seemed to have the first part of her weekend well planned and couldn’t wait to see her lovely partner’s face when she got home.
I had a bunch of tulips and a battenberg cake.
This is not to say I love my partner any less than she loves hers; their needs just differ. I spent twice as much on catfood though.