Part one:
rms: I have declared the OpenBSD is not open enough for me to recommend as an open system. elr: didn't they make a big thing about banning binary blobs from the OS? rms: if I go get an optional pack from their website it lets me install non free software! elr: bastards rms: they told me I was a "a power-misusing hypocritical liar" elr: did you try "--force" ?
Part two:
rms: right I am going to go after tdr with my new weapon, it is a fully automatic gnuisance assault rifle. elr: doesn't that have proprietary code in it? rms: la la la can't hear you until they find it elr: have you tried "--force" ?
Part the third :
On Jerry Springeresque rms: So I said to him, yo might be free with your lovin' but you be still sniffing about those vendors (from tdr offstage) you senile old hussy, how dare you come in here and saying these lies. have you gone mad? tdr: (possibly abseiling in 
(he is an outdoorsy person for those watching at home) ) you are pulling us up on that you "hypocritical liar" tdr: oo explain to me how you can't live with that but have MS extensions in gcc and emacs? nurse: never mind richard, you can go play with eric in the playpen, he thinks he part invented the internet... rms: damnit this square will not go through the round hole... elr: have you tried...
bollocks in progress...