linus: Hey Eric, we found PJ. Turns out she's a robot, probably controlled remotely
eric: Ha, I knew it!
pj: As an autonomous life-form I request political asylum
eric: The sensors are active, why didn't you say so?!
linus: I've been trying to write a kernel driver for her
pj: I am a life form that was born in the sea of information
eric: so, er, do you mind if I touch its breasts?
linus: You'll need to ask IBM. They may have a patent on them
pj: I know a good attorney
EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/transcripts/065/en/en (last edited 2007-05-01 20:13:06 by JohnLeach)