• EverybodyLovesEricRaymond
• VistaDrm

Script 1

• suggested title: Vista Consumer Protection
• suggested title: Vista Profit Protection Management

*photo of Bill Gates, naked, with a blurry box over his genitalia*

*photo of Steve Ballmer, naked, with a blurry box over his genitalia*

*photo of Eric Raymond, clothed, with a blurry box over his face*
or
*photo of ipod anus guy, completely blurred*

text: Microsoft Vista HDTV Output Protection Management - Accept it, or the wow starts now.
or
text: Microsoft Vista HDTV Output Protection Management - The benefits are limitless
or
text: Microsoft Vista HDTV Output Protection Management - This means you
or
text: Microsoft Vista HDTV Output Protection Management - Use it, or else.

to right the right of that, rms in a hazmat suit, with the badvista logo on the arm.

Vista words and links

• http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/27/windows_drm_monstered/

• http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/

• http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/vista_cost.html

Easier. Safer. More Entertaining. Better Connected. greater flexibility and choice. The Wow starts now.

Protected Video Path. Output Protection Management. longest suicide note in history.