Script idea 1

shuttleworth: Got a joke for you: what do you get if you take Debian, add a bunch of proprietary software, then later remove it all?
eric: I don't know, what do you get it you do all that stuff, likely at great expense?

shuttleworth: well we're still working on the branding, I'll get back to you
eric: i see. so what's the plan?
shuttleworth: we'll be going much further than Debian actually...

shuttleworth: we're going to strip it bare, you'll have more freedom than you can handle.  In fact, it'll only run on free hardware: You'll need to be running OpenSPARC on an FPGA.
eric: interesting. why is this so important?

shuttleworth: what better way to justify the proprietary addons of ubuntu than a practically useless stooge distro to point at whenever we're questioned.
eric: How will it be managed?
shuttleworth: Launchpad of course. Bug reporter accounts will be on-sale in the lobby after the show!

Script idea 2

shuttleworth: We're doing a totally freedom-free flavour of Ubuntu for the next release
richard: wonderful!

shuttleworth: No firmware, drivers, imagery, sounds, applications, or other non-free content will be included
richard: great news!

richard: so where can I make feature requests?
shuttleworth: Launchpad of course.  Bug reporter accounts will be on-sale in the lobby after the show.

Script idea 2a

shuttleworth: We're doing a totally freedom-free flavour of Ubuntu for the next release
richard: wonderful!

shuttleworth: No firmware, drivers, imagery, sounds, applications, or other non-free content will be included
richard: great news!

shuttleworth: I know! What better way to justify the proprietary addons of ubuntu than a practically useless stooge distro to point at whenever we're questioned!

richard: so where can I make feature requests?
shuttleworth: Launchpad of course.  Bug reporter accounts will be on-sale in the lobby after the show.

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/UbuntuFeistyFawn (last edited 2007-04-24 18:07:24 by louisa)