various sexy links
http://www.stallman.org/articles/texas.html http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/sextips/
Script Idea 1
Setting: cocktail party at the apartment to celebrate the release of Emacs22. There's an Emacs22 release banner with 'A Mode for any Occasion' subtitle. A turd floats in the punch bowl. ''ESR standing next to Shuttleworth both looking at a booth babe they hired.'' ESR: "Dibs on the booth babe. 'Sex Tips for Geeks' is my most-read paper, she'll be putty in my hands." Shuttleworth: "First of all, no one reads that. Second of all, that booth babe wouldn't know you from Nat Friedman." ''RMS and Shuttleworth moving in on Robot PJ.'' RMS to Robot PJ: "Look, the plant sex thing is ancient history." Robot PJ heading away towards Shuttleworth: "Maybe, but it's creepy. Besides, I'd like to get to know Mark better." RMS: "It's my party. Don't go all Texan on me!" ''ESR with booth babe at swag table.'' ESR to booth babe: "Hi, I'm the result of your fetch(male) query." [split frame here, maybe?] Booth babe: blank stare, hands him some swag. ''RMS in background doing something funny with flowers. Dancing? Shuttleworth and Robot PJ talking.'' Robot PJ: "Stallman is more likeable than I imagined, actually." Shuttleworth: "You mean despite the dead flower nasal sex thing?" Robot PJ: "Uh, yeah." Shuttleworth: "He's cool. But I'm free as-in-single, baby!"