- A look back on the biggest events of 2005
http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1697,1906436,00.asp - 10 failed tech trends for 2005
Script Idea 1
big heading above the strip: a look back on the biggest events of December 2005 pane1: every major tech news outlet pane2: padded their content out pane3: with bullshit lists of stuff from 2005 pane4: yet we all keep coming back for more
Script Idea 2
3 predictions for 2006 pane 1: software patents will continue to drive innovation to such an extent that we all lose our jobs to java applets or pane 1: the upcoming energy crisis will be solved through innovation driven by software patents. pane 2: it will no longer be fashionable to own only one ipod, you must own more. Whether you understand what an ipod actually does will remain unimportant. pane 3: late in the year, every major tech news outlet will publish bullshit predictions for 2007 to pad out their advertising platform
Script Idea 3
ELER highlights from the last 12 months pane1: pane 4 from ep014 (afro richard stallman): caption: Richard Stallman in the 70s pane2: pane 1 from ep009 (shit in punchbowl): caption: Did Eric shit in the punchbowl? pane3: previous 2 panes: caption: ELER highlights from the last 12 months pane4: previous 1 pane, copied multiple times into the distance: caption: SIGSEGV: stack overflow