Script idea 1

eric: Linus, you need to give me the logs from our squid web proxy
linus: erm, what far?

eric: I have research to do dammit. hand them over
linus: you're not going to release details of richard's porno habits to the press, are you?  in an attempt to distract from the gpl3 proceedings?

eric: no. *sigh*  I just want to know if he reads my blog
linus: I heard him giggling last night.  So quite possibly.
linus: either that or he's back into that nitrious oxide fetish again

script idea 2

fed arresting eric: 
we found your "Sex Tips For Geeks" essay raymond.
there's a 13 year-old world of warcraft player getting laid tonight and it's your fault.

eric holding his "sex tips for geeks" essay

script idea 3

eric: Linus, the US government has demanded we hand over our squid web proxy logs
linus: Should I fire the EMP grenade before they get here?

eric: I'm not a fan of government, but this to help the war on terrorism Linus.  It's our duty!
linus: you seem a little too enthusiastic.  what do you know about these logs that I don't?

flashback
richard at computer, eric peeking in from behind the door
richard viewing pictures of seedlings

script idea 4

sexual desires

pane 1:
richard: I've always enjoyed rhinophytonecrophilia as you know, but sometimes, well, I can get a little kinky
picture of "hot seedling action" website

pane 2:
linus: the only kicks I get out of pornography are the ones I imagine Tove would reign down on my neck if she caught me
picture of linus being punished by a dominatrix

or pane2:
linus: I stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them

picture of eric with a naked stack of guantanamo prisoners
eric: I find most pornography ugly and unappealing

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/GooglePorno (last edited 2006-01-23 00:05:46 by JohnLeach)