https://www.cair-net.org/explorethequran/request.asp - Request a free Qur'an (could be stallman's motive for conversion?)
script 1
rms appears wearing a turban or something incredibly stereotypically islamic panel #1 esr: when did you convert to islam? rms: just now, and just for this strip esr: well, i won't allow it. I'm currently in a war to defend civilization against Islamic barbarians rms: we aren't bararians panel #2 esr: whatever. until you can stand up in your mosque and declaim that religious violence is an abomination against Allah, you can shut the fuck up about your so-called ‘religion of peace’ rms: actually, many muslims believe that violence is only permissible when they are threatened by an aggressor panel #3 esr got his guns out rms: ...now that i mention it, it sounds a lot like your philosophy esr: you best stop right there, or I will find a way to make you regret it. Watch your step or esr: Step off, muthafucker! (suggested by Jim Thompson)
script 2
rms appears wearing a turban or something incredibly stereotypically islamic panel #1 esr: when did you convert to islam? rms: i thought that maybe if someone you knew was muslim, then you would stop dehumanizing our religion of peace panel #2 esr: whatever. until you can stand up in your mosque and declaim that religious violence is an abomination against Allah, you can shut the fuck up about your so-called 'religion of peace' rms: actually, many muslims believe that violence is only permissible when they are threatened by an aggressor panel #3 esr has a flame thrower rms: ...now that i mention it, it sounds a lot like your philosophy esr: did you say something? i was busy building this flamethrower (other silly weapons?)