• EverybodyLovesEricRaymond
• FakePj

• http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20070403233141649 -

• "Indeed, Wall Street Journal reporter Dan Lyons recently reported on his website that, according to his sources, OSDL paid '$40,000 - $50,000' to Groklaw between late 2005 and early 2006."

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groklaw#Criticisms

• http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070405-sco-accuses-ibm-of-colluding-with-groklaw-in-new-filing.html

• http://blogs.zdnet.com/Murphy/?p=824

Script idea 1

• http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/g/ghost-in-the-shell-script.html

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell_%28film%29

linus: hey eric, we found PJ. turns out she's robot, probably controlled remotely.
eric: ha, I knew it!
pj: as an autonomous life-form, I request political asylum

eric: The sensors are active, why didn't you say so?!
linus: I've been trying to write a kernel driver for her
pj: i am a life form that was born in the sea of information

eric: you mind if I touch its breasts?
linus: you'll need to ask IBM.  They may have a patent on them.