script idea 1

rms: (reading National Enquirer with a picture of Bruce Schneir on it) It says here that Dell is going to sell PCs with Ubuntu
Linus: (not looking up from his vt100 terminal) I heard, isn't that great?

rms: Are you insane? Microsoft will never let them sell outside of Novell.
Linus turns around with raised eye brows.

rms puts down his National Enquirer
Linus: Exactly! The two titans will annihilate each other. It is a perfect plan.

eric: #$&@*! RedHat - Fedora will not let me override prerequisites *&!@%^&!@%!
Linus: (with an evil grin) No problem, Eric, just switch to Ubuntu and send a friendly message to the Fedora list just to let them know.

script idea 2

support guy: hello, Dell technical support
voice from phone: Hello, my Dell laptop battery burst into flames

support guy: it says here you chose the pre-installed Ubuntu OS. we don't know much about that.
voice: uhrm, but, it's spitting acid around my room. the fire has spread to my sofa

support guy: maybe you need to type something into the console
voice: the fumes are making me nausious
support guy: sorry, I think you'll need to call Mark Shuttleworth

...something....

script idea 3

*eric on phone*

phone voice: hello, Dell technical support, Vineet Bandhu speaking
eric: hi, I have a problem with my laptop battery

phone voice: ah, it says here you chose the pre-installed Ubuntu OS.  Let me put you through to our specialist *click*  Hello, Dell Ubuntu technical support, Michael speaking

eric: hi, yes, my laptop battery, it's on fire
phone voice: is it spitting acid yet?
eric: no, not quite, though the fumes are making me a bit dizzy

*switch to Dell Ubuntu technical support room, Michael Dell with headset on*
michael: try the following command: dpkg --remove --force-all libcomerr2
eric: don't patronize me, I've already tried that!

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/Delbuntu (last edited 2007-08-15 13:03:18 by JohnLeach)