just a quickie to tell people we're coming back.

script 1

synopsis: put richard and linus heads on the monty python sketch scene and say something funny. Perhaps with Eric in the cage

linus: Ello, Miss?
richard: I wish to complain about this "hacker" what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

linus: Oh yes, the Boston Blue...What's wrong with him?
richard: E's dead. And the only reason he was sitting on his perch in the first place was his relentless self promotion
linus: He's just pining for recognition

richard: E's not pining. E's passed on.  This "hacker" is no more.  If O'Reilly hadn't offered him a book deal, E'd have been harmless.  E's a stiff.  Bereft of respect.  E's kicket the bit bucket.  This is an ex-hacker!

linus: Well, I'd better replace it then.  I got a slug.
richard: deal.

EverybodyLovesEricRaymond/DeadParrot (last edited 2006-03-20 10:47:01 by JohnLeach)