Script Idea 1
linus: rms, it seems I can overflow these speech balloons rms: cool, let me see linus: it's pretty easy really, nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop... *eric on toilet reading a newspaper, speech bubble along the top: nop nop nop nop nop* *pane of a dilbert comic with Linus' speech bursting into it, with a big 3D NOP word having fallen onto Dilbert's head, crushing it* dilbert: ROSEBUD! pointy haired boss: dibs on his eyebrows
jrayhawk: "My only advice is to throw in a Triangle and Robert gag and have ESR say something like "Hey! You hit me with an instruction!" when the NOPs intersect with his head." - http://home.comcast.net/~pshaughn/tandr.html
I lied. Here's more advice of dubious value, absolutely FREE!
- Having the text not be in a speech bubble is rather critical for the "Hit me with an instruction!" gag to work in that third panel.
- Font color that's the negative of it's background for NOPs outside of speech bubbles?
- It'd be funny to have some inclusion that marquees lines of NOPs all over the comments area. I'll see if I can throw something together sometime in the next two days as a proof of concept.
-- JoeRayhawk
http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/eler/gun-linux.html
This worked out okay. --JoeRayhawk
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nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br />
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nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop<br /><br /><br />
nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop
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n<br />o<br />p<br /><br />
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It'd be funny to record an audio file that's dead air for about sixty seconds and then is somebody repeating "nop" over and over.
<embed src="nop.mp3" hidden="true" />